Bruin

February 6, 2014

in Family, NaBloPoMo

077NaBloPoMo writing prompt:

Thursday, February 6, 2013
Do you have a pet?  Describe your house from the perspective of your pet.

Yes, we have a dog. Two actually. Bruin is our lab and Lord Stanley is our Cocker.

Bruin is a neurotic mess.

And he loves to swim.

And drink out of the toilet.

That pretty much sums him up.

He is not very dimensional.

And because of his neurosis, he is an outside dog. He does not like it in the house. He is petrified of the sounds and smells and the TV, the paper towels, the toaster, the wood floors, the tile, the windows… you name it and it freaks him out. Occasionally, he thinks he wants to come in but once he’s inside he get claustrophobic and wants to go back outside. I guess if I had to write from his perspective of what he feels when he is inside the house, it would go something like this.

OMG! GET ME OUT!

OMG! GET ME OUT!

OMG! GET ME OUT!

OMG! GET ME OUT!

OMG! GET ME OUT!

OMG! GET ME OUT!

OMG! GET ME OUT!

OMG! GET ME OUT!

LOOK THE TOILET!

OMG! GET ME OUT!

OMG! GET ME OUT!

OMG! GET ME OUT!

OMG! GET ME OUT!

 

 

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