I Got Bit by a Tarantula!

May 21, 2012

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untitledmMaybe tarantula is too strong of a word…but I did get bit by something.

(In my defense it could have been a tarantula, I guess I’ll never know for sure.)

Last night at dinner Andrew said “Mom, you got a really bright pink spot on your cheek.” Of course everyone took a good look and came to the conclusion I got bit by some bug a tarantula. By the time I got home my pink spot had spread into two pink spots and the swelling was making its way up to my eye-ball.

I don’t know much about bug tarantula bites, but if I was lucky enough to survive the Mayan Apocalypse and have a second lease on life, I sure as hell wasn’t going to sit around and wait for the tarantula to take me out.

(But if it did happen that way I would expect you all to wear shirts to my funeral that said “She survived the Mayan Apocalypse only to be killed by a spider. What a wuss!”)

So I did what any other bug tarantula bitten/potential Mayan Apocalypse victim would do, I took 3 Benadryl and a shot of NyQuil and went to bed.

Luckily I woke up this morning 1) alive and 2) bug tarantula bite free.

The moral of the story;  forget the bottle water and firewood, the next time the world is ending, I’m stocking up on Benadryl and NyQuil. That shit can kick anyones ass.

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1 Bonnie December 23, 2012 at 6:49 am

Excellent post, Sandi…. and what a remarkable coincidence.. I too survived the ending of the world. Wishing you and yours a very merry Christmas. Keep up with your writing .. you have great talent.

Bonnie

2 Sandi December 23, 2012 at 11:44 am

Bonnie- So glad we both made it! Whew! That was a close one! Merry Chrsitmas to you too! And thank you so much for the kind comment, I appreciate it! Sandi

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