The Royal Arrival

July 22, 2013

in Funny Stuff, Parenting

The Royal Baby is finally here! I can’t even begin to tell you how excited I am about his arrival.

I think I’m excited because 1) it’s not my baby and 2) I haven’t been around a new baby in awhile. All my friends are approaching that age so the new baby pool has dried up.


But mostly it’s because The Royal Baby is a baby that you will never have to babysit. You can oogle and google over it all you want and never be in the direct line of spit up.

It’s like your own fake baby!

A faby.

There is nothing worse than babysitting for bleary eyed new parents. After checking your Infant CPR card, they drop off the sniffly, colicky and constantly crying little bundle of wet diapers to you along with a long list of rules and regulations that no human being could possibly follow.

Lets be honest, you end up propping that baby up on the couch hoping and praying that it doesn’t make eye contact or topple over.

The Royal Baby will have its own staff. They can handle the spit up, the colic and the eye contact. We can just sit and adore the newest heir to the throne from the comfort of our People Magazine covers and watch him grow up to be a King.

Congrats Billy and Katie.

You did the world proud!


1 Bonnie July 24, 2013 at 2:33 pm

Here here.. to the wonderful little Prince George Alexander Louis Cambridge :) Say that quickly five times. I hope you’re enjoying the summer.

2 Sandi July 24, 2013 at 3:27 pm

Bonnie- I was really holding out for Bob. :(
Summer is great! Been super busy. How about you? Hope you are having a good one!

3 Bonnie July 25, 2013 at 5:46 am

We’ve had a great summer thus far. We were suppose to be in Paris this summer, but unfortunately that idea was thwarted by hubs work commitments. Right now I’m focusing on supervising the landscaping of my entire backyard after the nefarious grub attack that pretty much destroyed every blade of grass we had ! Just as well.. I really needed to simplify the back garden. I’m getting too old to be taking care of that shit !!

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